O̶m̶e̶g̶a̶t̶ Omegle


Ya Allaah, alhamdulillaah, author masih dipertemukan sama readers sayang <3
Halo :)

Kali ini author mau ngebahas chatlog omegle aja deh xDD
Eh, tapi sebelumnya author mau jelasin dulu deh tentang omegle..

Omegle is a great way of meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, and you can disconnect whenever you like, although there is also nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you choose to.

Yaah, kira-kira seperti itulah omegle..
Singkatnya omegle itu tempat chat dengan orang asing XP

Oiya, seringnya orang-orang yang ada di omegle itu pada kunap semua (terima kasih buat Putri yang udah kasih tau arti 'kunap' dalam hidupku), jadi ati-ai aja kalo tuh bule udah mulai aneh kayak nanya 'h*rny?' langsung disconnect aja! O_O
Terus kadang--errr, sering--kalo kita ditanyain asalnya terus jawab 'Indonesia' didisconnect, lol. Sabar, ya, manteman.. Negara kita kayak dipandang segitu jeleknya :')

Eh, tapi gak semuanya kayak gitu loh, banyak juga orang waras /eh
nah karena orang-orang waras yang beberapa hari yang lalu author temuin, author jado kepengen nulis tentang omegle. Haha..
Abis dulu tiap ngechat di omegle, orangnya sinting semua, bikin parno -___-
Tapi jelek-jeleknya masa lalu kita buang aja keeee.. Tong sampah! Aah, udah, udah ._.
Pokoknya jeleknya masa lalu gak author pikirin dah xD
Soalnya author cuma kepengen mengasah kemampuan writing in english, wkwkwk, apa bet~

Author pengen tunjukin kalo banyak orang baik juga di sana :)
Sebelumnya, author mau minta maaf sama orang yang udah ngechat sama author, karena author seenaknya masukin chat log di sini *bow*

Langsung aja, ini chat log author sama orang australia (katanya, kita kan gak bisa langsung percaya sama orang u,u):
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: hows it goin?
You: not bad
You: how about you?
Stranger: yeah good thanks
Stranger: asl?
You: asl?
You: -____-a
Stranger: 21 m aus
You: aa
You: 16 f :p
You: earth, thanks
Stranger: earth hey? lol
You: yeah, r u martian? OwO
Stranger: i totally am
Stranger: u jelly?
You: whoaaa
You: never expect that .___.
Stranger: mind blown?
You: nope
You: I'm normal as usual
Stranger: damn
You: Thanks
Stranger: i tried
You: you've tried?
Stranger: i tried to blow ur mind
Stranger: didnt do a very good job
You: sorry, didn't work ._.
Stranger: awww man :(
You: try again
You: wanna try now?
Stranger: yes!
You: sure~
Stranger: yes
You: so, try to blow me, then ..
Stranger: maybe u shuld try n blow me instead? haha
You: nope, I jus simply cant ><
Stranger: i rekon u culd if u tried
You: I don;t know what to do..
You: I'm just ordinary, you know --v
Stranger: lol well i can pretend that u have
You: Have? I don't even have anything :(
Stranger: awww im sure u do
You: You can't pretend, you're not an actor lol
You: this is my first time to use omegle --
Stranger: lol really?
Stranger: ur doing alrite haha
Stranger: so where r u from?
You: not really xD
You: I'm from Indonesia, you're not a Martian ryt?
Stranger: no lol
Stranger: ive been to indo a few times
Stranger: where bouts u from?
You: Really?
You: Where did you go?
Stranger: yeah bout 2 years ago?
You: Bali?
Stranger: bali and lombok
You: I'm from Java :)
Stranger: oh cool
You: I really wanna go to Lombok
Stranger: whats it like there?
Stranger: lombok is cool
You: These days is cold -w-
Stranger: that sucks
You: Make me wanna hide in my blanket all day lol
Stranger: its cold here 2
Stranger: haha good idea
Stranger: can i come?
You: Come to my house?
You: Sure xD But I can't talk to you, then
Stranger: haha ok :)
You: I can't speak english well
Stranger: why cant u talk 2 me then?
Stranger: ur writing it well
You: well, a little bit good in writing ._.
You: there's no one to talk here, just in english class
Stranger: well u can just write 2 me lol
You: lol
You: isn't that weird?
Stranger: how? lol
You: dunno, haha
Stranger: lol
You: you;re the first stranger I can talk nicely to :)
Stranger: lol whys that?
You: when they knew I'm indonesian they disconnet -_____
Stranger: oh lol
Stranger: thats a bit mean
You: is my country that bad?
Stranger: no i like it lol
You: aww, thanks :3
You: you're so kind
Stranger: haha thanks lol
You: what are you doing? just chat in here? omegle?
Stranger: yeah just chatting hey
Stranger: how bout u?
You: searching for books
Stranger: anything good?
You: nope yet
Stranger: that sucks
You: yeah
You: is australia in holiday?
Stranger: no just finishded
You: oh, next week im on school again and that just--
You: can't finished the sentence, lol
Stranger: unlucky lol
You: haha
You: not really bad, I'll meet my friends
Stranger: well thats alrite then
Stranger: wat do u do wen ur not at school?
You: just in my room
You: err, not sure what I'm doin
Stranger: lol
Stranger: boring :P
You: yeaah, bored all times lol
You: you're in college?
Stranger: no i just work
You: that's cool
You: I just wanna go work soon xD
Stranger: lol wat r u guna do?
You: hell, dunno
You: my parents just ask me to go there, there, and there
You: haven't deciding yet -w-
Stranger: lol really?
Stranger: thats no good
You: yes
You: really bad
You: so, what are you doing on work?
Stranger: i work in the mines
Stranger: fixing trucks
You: mines?
You: aaa, I see :3
Stranger: coal mine
You: heard aus has many mines
Stranger: yes lots n lot
You: that's good :)
Stranger: very good lol
You: when I was a little girl I was wonderin about mines
You: haha
Stranger: wondering what?
You: how can human find mines xD
You: I'm an innocent girl, lol
Stranger: lol are u? haha
You: yes, I'm silly and I know it
Stranger: lol thats cute
You: people ever said that :p
You: I'm cute because I'm so silly
Stranger: haha
You: lol

Setelah itu koneksi terputus -___________-
Perhatiin, ya, bukan didisconnect :)
Author seneng banget dibilang cute gegara author bego xDD
Entah kenapa, wkwk.. Terus pas dia bilang 'u jelly?' author baru mudeng pas udah selesai chat dan ngebaca ulang chatnya, lol.

Ada lagi orang India (ngakunya juga) yang ngechat tapi terus batre laptop udah limit jadi off deh xD
Oiya, author ketemu Putri aka Pupu juga di omegle. Masa dia ngaku laki-laki berumur 17 tahun? Wkwkwk..
Pupu jangan bohong lagi, ya :P
Kalo bohong ntar gue putus, Put. Mwahahahaha, terus gue cari yang baru deh :3

Well, author udah gak tau mau komen apa lagi tentang ini karena emang udah unmood banget bahas ini ._.v
Bye-bye, readers sayang~
Love you always~ ({})

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